Tag Archives: UK

Life After Harry

It has been a month now since the dust settled after the final, frantic charge of millions to get their clammy hands on the concluding installment of the bifocaled boy-wizard’s adventures. As the last of the particularly slow readers lay down Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the realization that life has been forever changed […]

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British Bimbo Baffled By Bathyergidae

“WEST SUSSEX, UK – A young girl got the fright of her life, last week, when she discovered a rodent the size of a fat baby compressed within her brand new waffle iron. The young lady in question, who has a part-time job as a prostitute, had bought herself the Waffle-O-Matic brand waffle iron to […]

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Woo-suk Big Time

Scientist Hwang Woo-suk denied, Tuesday, that he had spent research funds for personal use and said part of the money was used in attempts to clone mammoths, extinct relatives of today’s elephants. In a news conference held inside the atrium of the brand new elephant exhibit within the cavernous halls of the 2 million dollar […]

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Glazer Found In Back Alley Brothel

MANCHESTER, UK – Joel Glazer, the new Co-President of Football Operations for Manchester United, has allegedly been seen at Sven’s Decadence, a slimy, well-known brothel located in the slums of Manchester. Glazer has reportedly been seen on a number of occasions entering and leaving the darkened establishment, sometimes in a well-lubed drunken stupor, other times […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

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No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]