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The State Of Your Tampa Bay Buccaneers

TAMPA – Following yet another year of plummeting into mediocrity (and the worst season endured by the Buccaneers since 1991) under our fearless and determined leader, Jon Gruden, many fans and enthusiasts wonder just how far the Bucs have fallen, and how short the tightening noose looped around Gruden’s neck has become. The staff here […]

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LushForLife.com Features Aplenty!

“TAMPA – As much as LushForLife.com has tried in the past, an expert advice column has always managed to elude us. Our initial column, Ask Emma, was cut short when Emma suffered a nervous breakdown as a result of her bouts with post-sex-op depression. She is locked safely away in a drug rehabilitation clinic in […]

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Tampa Bay Devil Rays Change Mascot, Uniform

“TAMPA – In memory of the late animal freak Steve Irwin, who was stricken dead by a rogue stingray (or devil ray, if you will), baseball’s Tampa Bay Devil Rays have changed their team nickname from a menacing, sacrilegious “”devil”” ray to the kinder, gentler “”Crikey””. Much like Kansas City’s Chiefs or Florida State University’s […]

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LushForLife.com Officially Obscene

“TAMPA – In a press conference late Tuesday evening, after they had woken up, LushForLife.com, the world famous fake news site, announced that they have officially become obscene. “”We have been informed by Google that we are now officially disgusting,”” said Duncan Idaho, founder and pompous prick of the site. “”Our revenue, which allows us […]

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LushForLife.com Introduces: Your Opinion

TAMPA – LushForLife.com is pleased to introduce to you, oh opinionated public, your opinion. Since we figured (correctly) that you would be too damned lazy to sign up for our snazzy forum, we have slaved long and hard to add a comment box to each and every story. We think that this will increase your […]

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Solution For World Peace Discovered

“TAMPA – While the networks scream “”World War Three”” (or Four), the LushForLife.com International Think Tank quietly produced the solution to ending all human military conflict. L4L ITT‘s research has shown that there is an almost perfect correlation (+0.98) between ownership of : 1) a push lawnmower, 2) a refrigerator connected to a reliable electrical […]

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LushForLife.com Propels Self Into Early 21st Century

TAMPA – Offices are abuzz at LushForLife.com headquarters, as our trained monkeys have figured out how to program, and are off on new and exciting adventures in the digital realm. (more…)

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Getting Raped At The Pump

TAMPA – With gas prices around the country nearing an average of over three dollars, many consumers are staying away from the pump altogether. So dire is the situation, many metro area police stations are being inundated by missing persons reports of SUV owners, and drivers of large trucks have been spotted weeping openly in […]

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And Introducing: The Interview Section

L4L HEADQUARTERS, TAMPA – LushForLife.com, the cutting edge of the absurdly ridiculous, the razor’s edge of political hilarity, and the broken mirror prison-shank of Hollywood’s insanity, turns a new corner this week as we bring you the first of many installments of our twisted version of reality. (more…)

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LushForLife.com Shake-up!

TAMPA – Once again, the pressroom at LushForLife.com has been forced to bear the brunt of a hostile corporate takeover, shifting the entire staff around in order to save a few pennies here and a few pennies there. (more…)

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]