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Pharmaceutical Companies Slinging Dope

I’m more and more convinced that Big Pharma is in league with the TV networks to ensnare America into its maw. I was discussing this with my friend, Juan, on Saturday. (more…)

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What Is It About ‘Fiduciary Responsibility’ Which You Do Not Understand?

There is an old joke. How do you know the British Airways flight has landed? They turned off the engines, but you can still hear the whining.   Sorry – wrong nationality. Must be American Airways. (more…)

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Getting Raped At The Pump

TAMPA – With gas prices around the country nearing an average of over three dollars, many consumers are staying away from the pump altogether. So dire is the situation, many metro area police stations are being inundated by missing persons reports of SUV owners, and drivers of large trucks have been spotted weeping openly in […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]