As more and more celebrities are discovering the cash cow that is the fashion industry, one has to ask the question: just because you wear clothes, should you be designing them? Celebs like Jessica Simpson are finding out that you don’t need to be a talented actress or singer to still make money; a line […]
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Parlez Vous Français?
PARIS – A French company has recently released a shocking new product for the French traveler. It is an electronic bracelet designed to warn French tourists when they are approaching American tourists while on vacation, so that they may take the necessary evasive maneuvers. (more…)
Everything Is Stupid
TAMPA, FL – It’s official: everything is stupid. On Thursday, July 10, 2005, Dr. C. Carl Kent, a professor at the University of South Florida with a PhD in psychology, scientifically proved that literally everything is stupid. Kent actually administered IQ tests on anything and everything he could get his hands on to evaluate the […]
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