The following NSA transcript was leaked to the offices of LushForLife.com by a reliable source inside the White House. Dad? Hi George. Dad? George, I can’t hear you. Turn the phone around. Dad. It’s George. Yeah, I know. It’s terrible, Daddy. Did Barney escape again? Nope, got him right here. But almost as bad. Kenny’s […]
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NSA A Useless Piece Of Shit
HERE, NOW – The NSA is a useless piece of shit. I, for one, am sick and tired of hearing about some bullshit they be pullin’ on the little guy every two weeks. The latest I’ve heard is that they are monitoring calling records. What jerks! (more…)
NSA Restores Thousands Of Young Americans To Their Parents
WASHINGTON – Early yesterday, a group of young Americans was found. Lost, wet, starving, and terrified, they were restored to the loving arms of their anxious parents. The heroes of the moment? General Michael V. Hayden and his team at the National Security Agency. (more…)
Cal Tech And USF Scientists Escape From ‘Black Site’ Prison
PASADENA, CA – Dr. Colin Camerer, Cal Tech professor of business economics, and Dr. Paul Sanberg of the USF College of Medicine, feel lucky to be alive after escaping from an Eastern European “black site” prison. They were reportedly kidnapped and held at this site by unidentified CIA operatives. Rumors of torture are circulating. (more…)
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