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Not a Vick-tim… In a statement made by NAACP President Dennis Courtland Hayes on Thursday, Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick “is not a victim,” and “should be held accountable.” Hayes also said Vick should be welcomed back to the Falcons and the community after his prison sentence is completed. As far as L4L is concerned, […]

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Lucky Strike Creates ‘Healthy Cigarette’

“RALEIGH-DURHAM, NC – Did anyone ever tell you about the secret to Lucky Strikes‘ success? Back in the old days, before the Government had realized that the devil lurked inside the evil green weed known as marijuana, Lucky Strike Cigarettes were actually lucky. Once in while, you came across a “”special”” cigarette laced with prime […]

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Limbaugh Viagra Scandal

PALM BEACH, FL – In yet another attempt to slander the good name of the world’s greatest radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, the liberal media has once again turned to made-up prescription drug scandals. (more…)

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Inane NBA Finals Have Finally Arrived

DALLAS – Another seven months of painfully pointless professional basketball has finally reached its grand finale – as we, the watchers of this ongoing spectacle, crack our knuckles, pop our joints, and bust our skulls while we line up along the trough; loading up on cheap swill, greasy treats, and various other substances, attempting to […]

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Are Dolphins As Smart As You Think?

MIAMI – A new study performed at the University of Miami has scientists flustered, leaving more questions about the intelligence quotient of dolphins than ever before. The crazed series of events took place in Leveringtonshire, a small suburb of the large Florida city. (more…)

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Miami Man Goes For Title: ‘Best Rapist’

MIAMI – More bizarre than “World’s Best Father”, Jose Cortez, of Miami, has decided to try and set the world record in number of rapes, making him the World’s Best Rapist. (more…)

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Colin Farrell Is A Pussy

HOLLYWOOD – After suffering what he called a “back injury” on the set of his latest sure-fire flop fest, Miami Vice, Colin Farrell has admitted himself into an unidentified drug treatment center (no doubt The Betty Ford Center for Washed-Up, Has-Been, and Never-Will-Be Actors), proving once again that money, fame, and fortune are just too […]

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US Marshals Kill Crazy Brown Person

MIAMI – On a flight to Orlando, Thursday, US Marshals were forced to shoot a man who could have almost, most possibly, in some likelihood, been a terrorist. Martine Rodriguez, the most almost certainly identified terrorist, was on his was to Orlando Florida (a known hot bed of terrorism activity), with his wife and bombs. […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

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No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]