“QUANTICO, VA – With voluntary military enrollment numbers declining at an ever-increasing rapid rate, high ranking officials of the United States Marine Corps are attempting to develop new and exciting ways of encouraging the uneducated, hopeless masses of the numb-skulled American youth – and sometimes referred to as The New Hitler Youth of Bushian Rebirth […]
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CIA Develops New Weapon In Chemical Warfare
WASHINGTON – A recent investigative report conducted by LushForLife.com correspondents at CIA Headquarters in Washington, DC, has revealed plans the agency has put in motion to begin development on the most lethal chemical weapon the United States has ever produced, called PF. (more…)
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