Tag Archives: Karl Rove

Parliament, Proletariat: P’shaw!

The United States of America celebrated its final Independence Day on July 4, 2006. Americans lit their last fireworks and waved their last flags to commemorate the signing of an historic document. From 2007, this date will no longer be a public holiday, as America returns to the British Empire on November 1st of this […]

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New al-Jazeera Plot Uncovered

WASHINGTON – New White House plans to bomb the headquarters of the head office of the Arabic television network al-Jazeera were uncovered last Friday. A New York Times reporter told Karl Rove, off the record, that it was entirely the Democratic Party’s fault. The Dems are suspected of stressing the Administration so much that they […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]