Tag Archives: Joseph Morris
Science & Technology September 7, 2005

Smoke Or Die?

PITTSBURGH – Scientists at the University of Pittsburgh made a ground breaking discovery last week. After extensive research, they came to the conclusion that seven out of ten (urban) new born children are being born with lungs almost incapable of breathing oxygen. A new mutant race of children called Ashtrayan Americans is surviving on a […]

Read More 0 Comments
Culture January 12, 2012

“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

Feature June 6, 2009

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

crackberry

This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

News October 3, 2007

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Sports October 3, 2007

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Sports October 3, 2007

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]