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US To Withdraw Armed Forces From Iraq

“PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – The video feed is grainy, but the scene can still be deciphered: the North Korean scientists appear to be trying to check up on their recent nuclear test, and instead are getting showered with oil. In their recent underground nuclear testing, it seems that a Korean worker dug a little too […]

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Kim Jong-Il Gets Penis Stuck In Garbage Disposal

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – As news organizations across the globe attempt to piece together a reason for North Korea’s sudden missile tests over the Sea of Japan, Tuesday, an anonymous source had leaked to LushForLife.com the real reason for Kim Jong-Il’s Independence Day temper tantrum. According to our unnamed informant, Jong-Il lashed out in a […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]