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Solution For World Peace Discovered

“TAMPA – While the networks scream “”World War Three”” (or Four), the LushForLife.com International Think Tank quietly produced the solution to ending all human military conflict. L4L ITT‘s research has shown that there is an almost perfect correlation (+0.98) between ownership of : 1) a push lawnmower, 2) a refrigerator connected to a reliable electrical […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]