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NSA Transcript Reveals Parents Are There For Their Children

The following NSA transcript was leaked to the offices of LushForLife.com by a reliable source inside the White House. Dad? Hi George. Dad? George, I can’t hear you. Turn the phone around. Dad. It’s George. Yeah, I know. It’s terrible, Daddy. Did Barney escape again? Nope, got him right here. But almost as bad. Kenny’s […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]