Tag Archives: IQ

Looking For The Base

I was hiding from the Editor in the basement stairwell, when he appeared beside me and started eating the sub I was saving for lunch. “Gale,” he said in that gentle voice we all hate more than his roar. “I want a story about the people who still support Bush.” I breathed a sigh of […]

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Budweiser Linked To Dude-broism

DURHAM, NC – A recent experiment conducted at Duke University has revealed that the disease Dude-broism, which was once believed to be only transmitted genetically, can begin to develop in the human brain from over-consumption of Anheuser-Busch’s alcoholic beverage Budweiser. (more…)

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Reading Lowers IQ, Study Suggests

SAN FRANCISCO – A new study conducted by the University of California-Berkley’s Psychology Department suggests that reading in either limited amounts or compulsively actually lowers the IQ of the reader. Dr. Donald Deveau, head of the Psychology Department at UC-Berkley, said, “In the studies we have conducted in the last six weeks, we have determined […]

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Everything Is Stupid

TAMPA, FL – It’s official: everything is stupid. On Thursday, July 10, 2005, Dr. C. Carl Kent, a professor at the University of South Florida with a PhD in psychology, scientifically proved that literally everything is stupid. Kent actually administered IQ tests on anything and everything he could get his hands on to evaluate the […]

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Damn Those Radio Shows

I turn on the radio and hear a very well spoken man with a British accent mentioning the word “Mayan”. My ears perk up because I have always had an amateur interest in ancient human culture, and this man appears to be an expert of some sorts and I have never turned down a bit […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]