DETROIT – The H2 Hummer emits 3.5 metric tons of carbon per year (about the equivalent of two cars) and gets a whopping ten miles to the gallon. On the bright side, the H2’s gross weight is over 8,500 lbs., which means that the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel […]
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Torturous Expedition Fails To Find The Truth About Ford
“DEARBORN, MI – William Clay Ford, Jr. has kicked himself out as CEO of the Ford Motor Company, because, as replacement CEO Alan Mulally said (not very loudly), “”Nepotism is all very well, but if you suck, you suck.”” And Ford has a new killer business strategy. Double your number of management consultants, close a […]
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