Tag Archives: Egbert Souse

LushForLife.com Turns One

Dearest Reader, In the turbulent world that is independent Internet satire, a year is a long, long time. A lot has happened as LushForLife.com looks forward to its first anniversary, next Tuesday. Children have been born, icons have died, wars have begun, and the great debate of the superior sports star has sparked. Zombies invaded, […]

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Local Man Reads The Onion

TAMPA – Local resident John Andrews stumbled upon the Internet’s most popular satirical site, TheOnion.com, during a five-minute break at work, Tuesday, and it hasn’t really changed anything about him or his daily routine. Calling our Tampa offices shortly after the discovery, Andrews shared some thoughts about his experience with me in a brief telephone […]

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The Debaucherous Quest For The Xbox 360

TAMPA, FL – While enjoying my usual drunken Monday evening routine watching the Ageless Bull lead the tormented Minnesota Vikings past the Green Bay Packers on Monday Night Football, my editor at LushForLife.com, Egbert Souse, phoned me with an urgent request. (more…)

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Letter From The Editor

Dearest Reader, We at L4L have enjoyed bringing you, the beloved reader, nothing but the best in first-class fictional entertainment. Since we started this little hole-in-the-wall website, (more…)

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro


This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]