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LushForLife.com Officially Obscene

“TAMPA – In a press conference late Tuesday evening, after they had woken up, LushForLife.com, the world famous fake news site, announced that they have officially become obscene. “”We have been informed by Google that we are now officially disgusting,”” said Duncan Idaho, founder and pompous prick of the site. “”Our revenue, which allows us […]

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L4L Report From The Mediterranean Sea

The following article was received from Danny Albertson via satellite at LushForLife.com headquarters in Tampa, Florida from the coast of Beirut shortly after Israeli bombing of Lebanon began to take place. We believe Albertson’s trained chimp may have wired the story – so any factual inaccuracies are simply beyond control. “It’s approaching five o’clock in […]

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New Rules for 2010 World Cup

BERLIN, GERMANY – As the final few games of the 2006 FIFA World Cup finish up and we head into the “Round of 16 Elimination”, ESPN and ABC’s ratings are starting to trickle in, stunning the critics. Reaching between 2 and 3 percent of cable TV viewers in the US, the 2006 World Cup is […]

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The Lush For Life Interview

I got a call from my anonymous Hollywood insider on Monday night. He told me to get my shit together and be ready to interview a big Hollywood star first thing in the morning Tuesday. At least, that’s what I heard through my ears filtered by two midnight joints and enough Afghani smack to knock […]

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T.O. Relief Fund To Be Founded

TAMPA, FL – The Board of Directors here at LushForLife.com said today in a press release that the news organization plans on founding a relief fund for Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens and his immediate family, according to LushForLife.com Senior Executive Duncan Idaho. (more…)

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]