Tag Archives: Colin Farrell

Girl Invites Catcallers For Drink

TAMPA – In a press release held Monday held by the International Association Of Masculine Men, a startling announcement was made. According to members Jose’ Martinez and Martin Scott, a woman at whom they were yelling catcalls, such as, “”Hey, beautiful lady!”” and, “”Where you going, pretty momma? Show me a smile pretty pretty!”” where […]

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Colin Farrell Is A Pussy

HOLLYWOOD – After suffering what he called a “back injury” on the set of his latest sure-fire flop fest, Miami Vice, Colin Farrell has admitted himself into an unidentified drug treatment center (no doubt The Betty Ford Center for Washed-Up, Has-Been, and Never-Will-Be Actors), proving once again that money, fame, and fortune are just too […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]