Tag Archives: CIA

O.J. Simpson And Ahmadinejad In Anti-Jewish Conspiracy

WASHINGTON – To the casual news watcher this week, two stories stick out like George W. pronouncing “incandescent” correctly: Iranian President and international man of insanity Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s visit to New York, and former Heisman trophy winner and slasher-killer O.J. Simpson’s run in with the law. Though the two stories seem, on the surface, unrelated, […]

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Iran ‘Probably, Maybe’ Supplying Iraq

In a White House Press briefing Friday, Press Secretary Tony Snow released an overwhelming library of evidence that Iran might be supplying Iraqi Sunni Islamo-Fascists with the explosives they use to blow innocent American GIs to bits and pieces. (more…)

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Inside L4L Headquarters

“What follows are the minutes of a high level LushForLife meeting held at M.I.6 headquarters in London on November 8th, 2006 “”Saddam has done a great job, everyone, and we, the United Countries in the interest of freedom and democracy must thank him for his loyalty to the cause. Those of you who have been […]

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Dunn Slated To Be Next Secretary Of State

“WASHINGTON, DC – As the controversy surrounding semi-useless Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice grows, many Washington insiders are betting that she will be replaced by former Hewlett-Packard chairwoman Patricia Dunn. The switch seems like a logical choice to many neo-conservatives as the two have much in common. The building anger concerns the fact that before […]

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LushForLife.com Introduces: Your Opinion

TAMPA – LushForLife.com is pleased to introduce to you, oh opinionated public, your opinion. Since we figured (correctly) that you would be too damned lazy to sign up for our snazzy forum, we have slaved long and hard to add a comment box to each and every story. We think that this will increase your […]

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CIA Develops New Weapon In Chemical Warfare

WASHINGTON – A recent investigative report conducted by LushForLife.com correspondents at CIA Headquarters in Washington, DC, has revealed plans the agency has put in motion to begin development on the most lethal chemical weapon the United States has ever produced, called PF. (more…)

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]