Tag Archives: China

The Dalai Lama Teaches Primary School Class

The Dalai Lama is causing trouble again. The mutually suspicious but financially lucrative relationship between China and the U.S. hit a small bump in the road last week. That bump was a bald man with a permanently serene smile welded onto his Tibetan head. His Holiness the Dalai Lama was in Washington to receive a […]

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Congress To Debate US Non-binding Resolution To Join British Commonwealth.

WASHINGTON – Yesterday, Junior Senator Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) introduced a resolution to debate a non-binding resolution proposing that the US rejoin the British Commonwealth. Our roving correspondent, Arthur Rocks, put on his reporter’s diaper and took the first plane to Washington. He wasn’t hoping for much of a story. He guessed that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions […]

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New Martial Arts Style Rocks The East

BEIJING, CHINA – The world famous Shaolin Temple unveiled to the world press, yesterday, that the venerable Head Abbot has discovered an ancient text that could be the ultimate force in martial arts. (more…)

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Yahoo, Google, China Plot

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McDonald’s Diversifies

SHANGHAI – There is a new flavor of experimentation wafting through the halls of power at McDonald’s headquarters. “The old model worked well for so long, but that is changing,” says head P.R. man Mike Mandrake. “Our old commitment to selling the same hamburgers all over the world just is not raking in the cash […]

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Gates And Bono Behind The Google ‘Compromise’

YORBA LINDA, CA – You can hear it around the water fountain in any office in America – or at nearly any “adult” social event. Mention a national problem, and the actual (or covert) message is like a heartbeat: shuddup, shuddup, shuddup… (more…)

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]