“TAMPA – As much as LushForLife.com has tried in the past, an expert advice column has always managed to elude us. Our initial column, Ask Emma, was cut short when Emma suffered a nervous breakdown as a result of her bouts with post-sex-op depression. She is locked safely away in a drug rehabilitation clinic in […]
Ask Emma

“Dear Emma, How can I drink hard liquor excessively every night without acquiring that ugly, bumpy, red, contorted nose that heavy drinkers many times acquire? -Walter Rogers Eugene, Oregon t— Drink more Ovaltine. I don’t know! This is the worst question ever! Reading it has actually made me dumber. Face it: some people are just […]
Ask Emma

Amanda from Texas wrote: Dear Emma, I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. How can I find out if he is? Dear Amanda, The answer to this is quite simple… SLEEP WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS! This is a sure fire way to find out if he is cheating on you. As soon as […]