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LushForLife.com Features Aplenty!

“TAMPA – As much as LushForLife.com has tried in the past, an expert advice column has always managed to elude us. Our initial column, Ask Emma, was cut short when Emma suffered a nervous breakdown as a result of her bouts with post-sex-op depression. She is locked safely away in a drug rehabilitation clinic in […]

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Ask Emma

“Dear Emma, How can I drink hard liquor excessively every night without acquiring that ugly, bumpy, red, contorted nose that heavy drinkers many times acquire? -Walter Rogers Eugene, Oregon t— Drink more Ovaltine. I don’t know! This is the worst question ever! Reading it has actually made me dumber. Face it: some people are just […]

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Ask Emma

Amanda from Texas wrote: Dear Emma, I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. How can I find out if he is? Dear Amanda, The answer to this is quite simple… SLEEP WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS! This is a sure fire way to find out if he is cheating on you. As soon as […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]