Tag Archives: African American

Winter Olympics Discrimination

TORINO, ITALY – As the Winter Olympic games kick off, many bored civil rights activists have found something to complain about: the obvious lack of black biathlonists and other competitors of color who made the US Winter Olympic team. In fact, after searching the US Olympics Team website (http://www.usolympicteam.com/21.htm), Jessie Jackson was only able to […]

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Coretta Scott King Funeral Charade

ATLANTA – As the dust settles on the Coretta Scott King six-hour-long funeral extravaganza, new and unsettling information is rising like a dysentery-infected phoenix… with a limp. The woman behind the fabled chicken-mayonnaise sandwiches that the late, great Dr. Martin Luther King so loved, finally prepared her last partly split round-roll containing a filling of […]

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Santa Claus’ Letter To Penthouse

TAMPA, FL – LushForLife.com intercepted a letter to Penthouse Magazine written by none other than Kris Kringle himself. The letter was sent via the US Postal service, and had the return address: “North Pole.” (more…)

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]