TORINO, ITALY – As the Winter Olympic games kick off, many bored civil rights activists have found something to complain about: the obvious lack of black biathlonists and other competitors of color who made the US Winter Olympic team. In fact, after searching the US Olympics Team website (http://www.usolympicteam.com/21.htm), Jessie Jackson was only able to […]
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Coretta Scott King Funeral Charade
ATLANTA – As the dust settles on the Coretta Scott King six-hour-long funeral extravaganza, new and unsettling information is rising like a dysentery-infected phoenix… with a limp. The woman behind the fabled chicken-mayonnaise sandwiches that the late, great Dr. Martin Luther King so loved, finally prepared her last partly split round-roll containing a filling of […]
Santa Claus’ Letter To Penthouse
TAMPA, FL – LushForLife.com intercepted a letter to Penthouse Magazine written by none other than Kris Kringle himself. The letter was sent via the US Postal service, and had the return address: “North Pole.” (more…)
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