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Glazer Found In Back Alley Brothel

MANCHESTER, UK – Joel Glazer, the new Co-President of Football Operations for Manchester United, has allegedly been seen at Sven’s Decadence, a slimy, well-known brothel located in the slums of Manchester. Glazer has reportedly been seen on a number of occasions entering and leaving the darkened establishment, sometimes in a well-lubed drunken stupor, other times […]

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Conspiracy Involving Costner, Baseball Uncovered

HOLLYWOOD – A Hollywood insider tipped me off to a possible conspiracy to take over the world involving sometimes popular, though often maligned actor/director Kevin Costner. This anonymous source alluded to the idea that the reason Costner’s popularity has not been swayed by repetitive flop after flop in the box office is because Costner is […]

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Is Rob Johnson Really That Good?

TAMPA, FL – It has been suggested by both anonymous NFL executives and radical sects of football fans that Rob Johnson, former NFL quarterback and modern-day physical specimen, truly is the best player in the history of professional sport. Johnson was a quarterback for a number of NFL teams, stretching from the mid-1990s on until […]

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“Men’s Health” Ranked Worst Magazine In The US

Tampa – With recent criticism for its nonsensical “Frown Town” article about the saddest cities in America, which placed St. […]

RIM To Release Crackberry Standard And Pro

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This week has seen some of the most exciting developments in recent memory for many mobile phone journalists and enthusiasts. […]

“Tase Me, Bro!” Says Sadomasochistic USF Student

TAMPA, FL − University of South Florida student Jay Myers, 22, was arrested and Tasered on Monday night by University […]

Danny’s Sports Box

No Bull… To the delight of thousands of USF fans, the South Florida Bulls football team, which has entered only […]

Patriots Receive White House Support

FOXBORO, MA – The New England Patriots, after recent sanctions levied against them for spying on the New York Jets […]