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Sports Writers Give Thanks to Boneheaded Athletes

Sports Writers Give Thanks to Boneheaded Athletes

LOS ANGELES – A group of well-established and well-known sports journalists have formed a coalition designed to honor a selected group of the most talked about athletes of the year, in the form of massively scaled, citywide parades.

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Winter Olympics Discrimination

Winter Olympics Discrimination

TORINO, ITALY – As the Winter Olympic games kick off, many bored civil rights activists have found something to complain about: the obvious lack of black biathlonists and other competitors of color who made the US Winter Olympic team. In fact, after searching the US Olympics Team website (http://www.usolympicteam.com/21.htm), Jessie Jackson was only able to [...]

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The 2005 NFL Season in Review

The 2005 NFL Season in Review

DETROIT – After tuning into another season of twenty-two raw and dizzying weeks of highly-anticipated professional football, gnawing at our brains, the majority of us football fans – who on a weekly basis find ourselves stuffing our respective gullets with gallons of untamed and brutal whiskeys, porters, ales, and other distilled delicacies, along with massive [...]

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NFL Abandons Conspiracy Plot, Sources Say

NFL Abandons Conspiracy Plot, Sources Say

NEW YORK, NY – After learning of an article posted on LushForLife.com by this journalist regarding a conspiracy involving the murder of Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy’s son in order to level the playing field in the National Football League playoffs, league officials abandoned the tampering attempt, reportedly just before halftime of the AFC divisional [...]

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NFL Suicide Conspiracy Uncovered

NFL Suicide Conspiracy Uncovered

NEW YORK, NY – A recent investigation conducted by LushForLife.com investigators at the National Football League’s headquarters in New York City has revealed startling facts regarding the alleged suicide of Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy’s son.

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Ask Brett! Volume 2

Ask Brett! Volume 2

In a monthly periodical, you, the readers of LushForLife.com, can submit questions to Danny Albertson, and he will forward a handful of them to Brett Favre in their monthly sit down Q&A.

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Soccer: No One Cares

Soccer: No One Cares

It’s been called “The Beautiful Game”. A game of skill, speed, pretty boys and fans that will kill their fellow man just because they’re wearing another team’s color. And almost nobody in the United States gives a damn. Wake up America!! This is what the rest of the world is doing! How is it that [...]

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T.O. Relief Fund To Be Founded

T.O. Relief Fund To Be Founded

TAMPA, FL – The Board of Directors here at LushForLife.com said today in a press release that the news organization plans on founding a relief fund for Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens and his immediate family, according to LushForLife.com Senior Executive Duncan Idaho.

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Roger Clemens Takes On Brett Favre

Roger Clemens Takes On Brett Favre

HOUSTON – It is believed by many baseball insiders that the real motive behind Roger Clemens taking the mound on the very day that his mother passed away is actually because he is currently engaged in a personal battle with Green Bay Packers Quarterback Brett Favre.

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Ask Brett! Volume 1

Ask Brett! Volume 1

In a monthly periodical, you, the readers of LushForLife.com, can submit questions to Danny Albertson, and he will forward a handful of them to Brett Favre in their monthly sit down Q&A. Danny Albertson: Brett, I can’t explain to you how honored I am to be able to spend this time with you. Ever since [...]

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