Lush For Life

DAYTONA, FL – As the inaugural race of the upcoming NASCAR season looms, critics of the widely popular “sport” have begun to fade, as startling facts regarding the truly sophisticated nature of the presumably simplistic ongoing series of left turns come to light.

This story was received at Lush For Life Headquarters via wire transfer on the morning of Sunday, January 21 from senior staff writer Danny Albertson.  Mr. Albertson has not been seen for several weeks and has decided to enter into hiding.  In fear for the safety of himself and others, Mr. Albertson’s location will remain [...]

TEMPE, AZ – Following a week of surprising events within the football universe, including a number of unexpected upsets, bizarre happenings, and of all things – a death – the validity of what is being witnessed has been called into question by our gifted investigative team here at Lush For Life Headquarters. 

TAMPA – Already come and gone is week one of the NFL season. So you dear readers out there in infinite cyberspace may be asking yourself, why the hell are they doing a preview of a season that has already begun? First off, I’d like to eliminate any shadow of doubt that I was alive [...]

PITTSBURGH – Because of a large allotted sum of cash which was originally intended to fund a business proposal between LushForLife.com executive Duncan Idaho and a group of right-wing, religious, militant, Norwegian arms dealers next month fell through, I was able to attend the annual display of Major League Baseball’s All-Star Game. Usually getting additional [...]

BERLIN, GERMANY – As the final few games of the 2006 FIFA World Cup finish up and we head into the “Round of 16 Elimination”, ESPN and ABC’s ratings are starting to trickle in, stunning the critics. Reaching between 2 and 3 percent of cable TV viewers in the US, the 2006 World Cup is [...]

ST. PETERSBURG, FL – The driving force behind the random, three-note rally music riffs played at baseball games at Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Florida, is not simply a button on a control panel as once believed – in reality, it is Abner McVeigh, a tortured old man who is chained to a cathedral sized [...]

DALLAS – Another seven months of painfully pointless professional basketball has finally reached its grand finale – as we, the watchers of this ongoing spectacle, crack our knuckles, pop our joints, and bust our skulls while we line up along the trough; loading up on cheap swill, greasy treats, and various other substances, attempting to [...]

In a monthly periodical, you, the readers of LushForLife.com, can submit questions to Danny Albertson, and he will forward a handful of them to Brett Favre in their monthly sit down.   Danny Albertson: A lot has happened since the last time we spoke, buddy.

TAMPA – While on assignment at Tropicana Field in Tampa, Florida, covering the Tampa Bay Devil Rays v. Boston Red Sox baseball game for a local sports affiliate on Saturday, the entire senior writing staff of LushForLife.com were forcefully ejected following crude behavior, obnoxious outbursts, and overall drunken debauchery.