Lush For Life

“Juan called me. There was a Democratic fundraiser and his double-D Democrette was looking for warm bodies. Would I come? “”You mean she’s looking for warm checkbooks?”” I said, but I went downtown because it sounded cheaper than a new TV set. I’m probably going to throw something at my screen the next time that [...]

When I was just a wee depressed and alienated youth of the counterculture, there was a place for everyone. All fit into their place like pieces in a puzzle, and there was usually a reason for it. The easiest to place was always the fat girl. They went one place: with the Goth kids. The [...]

As the world recoils in horror at the recent discovery that Maher Arar, a Canadian Muslim, was deported by US forces to Syria and tortured, we must stand back and actually examine the facts before falling into the leftist traps. It makes me sick to my stomach that the world is buying into liberal slants [...]

“TAMPA – As much as LushForLife.com has tried in the past, an expert advice column has always managed to elude us. Our initial column, Ask Emma, was cut short when Emma suffered a nervous breakdown as a result of her bouts with post-sex-op depression. She is locked safely away in a drug rehabilitation clinic in [...]

“I had a call from my old friend Juan on Friday. He said he had good tofu curry, decent wine, and had had some sort of political epiphany. I was skeptical, but went downtown to see what it was about. Juan may be a drug dealer, but the boy’s an idealist – with a PhD [...]

“I’ve been rereading Marcus Buckingham’s The One Thing You Need to Know… Here’s a guy who worked for the Gallup Organization for 17 years and drills down into the statistics, deeper and deeper, until he finds the critical factor which separates the successful from the mediocre. He can tell you the One Thing you need [...]

“LUSHFORLIFE.COM HEADQUARTERS, TAMPA – When I began my tenure as a correspondent for LushForLife.com, I truly believed that I was working for the world’s second-least-biased news source. Having my repeated attempts to become a copywriter for Fox News thwarted by so-called lack of experience, I settled for a position here. Until the recent “”Jesus has [...]

TAMPA – LushForLife.com is pleased to introduce to you, oh opinionated public, your opinion. Since we figured (correctly) that you would be too damned lazy to sign up for our snazzy forum, we have slaved long and hard to add a comment box to each and every story. We think that this will increase your [...]

Dearest Reader, In the turbulent world that is independent Internet satire, a year is a long, long time. A lot has happened as LushForLife.com looks forward to its first anniversary, next Tuesday. Children have been born, icons have died, wars have begun, and the great debate of the superior sports star has sparked. Zombies invaded, [...]

I thought I’d seen through all Karl Rove’s strategies, but the boy is good. He keeps outwitting me. Until recently, I was still vaguely impressed with the multi-racial look of the current administration. I saw a black, female Secretary of State succeeding another African-American, a Hispanic Attorney General, and a black First Dog. Sure, I [...]