The following article was received from Danny Albertson via satellite at LushForLife.com headquarters in Tampa, Florida from the coast of Beirut shortly after Israeli bombing of Lebanon began to take place. We believe Albertson’s trained chimp may have wired the story – so any factual inaccuracies are simply beyond control. “It’s approaching five o’clock in [...]
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Panic stuck mission control, Wednesday afternoon, when an experimental spatula was lost on a dangerous space walk. The spatula was developed in Hong Kong by a team of Chinese aeronautics researchers and flown to the Kennedy Space Center in late 2006. Designed for space walk repair jobs, the spatula was made [...]
ASPEN, CO – The untimely passing of Enron’s great and fearless leader, Ken Lay, has left many who are less than satisfied with his death. Democrats, poor people, hippies, and other bottom dwellers are still heartlessly baying for blood as the poor man’s family begins to mourn. Kenneth Lee Lay was born on April 15, [...]
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