Lush For Life

“Something shocking has and is still happening on the streets of London. We have no power over this new movement. It is here and it is here to stay. While we may avert our gaze and try to deny this new horror, it will all be in vain. The Government, in a desperate bid to [...]

WASHINGTON, DC – A special Grand Jury has been convened, and will sit on Monday to hear details of the case against Uriel Smart and Ophelia Payne, arraigned on treason charges for supporting the radical new doctrine of Terracentrism. To anyone who looks at the world logically (like Bill O’Reilly), it is clear that the [...]

“Today, I met with town renowned Chef C. Karl Cent, who taught me a fun and excellent recipe that almost anyone can do at home. It’s called the Hard Boiled Egg, and it’s becoming the latest breakfast trend in America. In this one on one interview with Chef Kent, he will explain how to master [...]

In a monthly periodical, you, the readers of LushForLife.com, can submit questions to Danny Albertson, and he will forward a handful of them to Brett Favre in their monthly sit down Q and A. Danny Albertson: Another month or so has passed as all of you, like myself, have been tapping our feet and watching [...]

Aries: Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places? Yep, that’s you. Stop hanging out at bus stops and crack dens looking for that certain special someone. Look instead at a retirement center. Mr./Ms. Right is there, waiting for you with toothless gums, ready to give you the best oral sex of your life. Taurus: [...]

Dr. Audrielle Belvedere is the resident Psychoanalyst at LushForLife.com’s main headquarters in Tampa, Florida. She will be answering your questions in a semi-regular fashion, giving blunt, frank advice to the sick minds that patronize the pages of L4L.   Dear Dr. Belvedere, The last few weeks have been really tough. My girlfriend dumped me, my [...]

“NEW YORK – As the heated debate over whether or not to allow stem cell research rages on in Washington, many are discovering new and interesting ways to use stem cells in applications other than research. “”The law does not prohibit the abortion of human fetuses,’ said A.J. Franks of the Culinary Institute of America. [...]

Aries: You will get into a pointless argument with two friends who will take sides against you. The fight will be blown completely out of proportion and your friendships will be forever ruined. Two weeks later you will read something on Wikipedia.com that will prove you where wrong, but the damage has already been done. [...]

“WASHINGTON – Hardcore gambling habits run rampant throughout the main blood stream of the American lifestyle. Trips to Atlantic City – where you can see gross examples of the American Imprint: a sex fiend, coke head, huffing butane from his Bic lighter while he waits for the 40-year old prostitute to return with a fresh [...]

TAMPA – Costs for students who regularly binge drink are on the rise, a new government study suggests. The report, released by the U.S. Government Accountability Office, points to the rising costs of alcohol products – as well as popular mixers such as cola – as a key culprit in the increasing costs of higher [...]