Amanda from Texas wrote:

Dear Emma,

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. How can I find out if he is?

Dear Amanda,

The answer to this is quite simple… SLEEP WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS! This is a sure fire way to find out if he is cheating on you. As soon as he finds out that you screwed all of his friends, he will be filled with so much anger and jealousy that he will immediately confess to every time he ever cheated on you, just to hurt your feelings. However, if it turns out that he hasn’t cheated on you, well… then… mozeltov! You’re a big, gigantic whore. Sorry. In conclusion, give it a shot and hopefully everything will work itself out. Continue Reading