1,000,000 Dead

1,000,000 people died today. It was bad. The police are really mad. People’s families have been crying a lot. Some of the people who were killed were children, but most of them were adults. They cannot come back to life. Their bodies will be buried in the ground; some of them will be cremated.
The death of 1,000,000 people is tragic. This is a senseless loss of many important lives. Well, I suppose one could speculate that not every life was important. I’m sure that some of the people killed were not good people. It’s simple mathematics, really. If you have 1,000,000 people, odds are that some of them must be bad. It would also be safe to assume that for every one person who loved one of the victims, somewhere in the world there is another person who equally despised them and is probably happy they are dead.
When 1,000,000 people die, that is a lot of people. It’s actually only 0.01666% of the world’s population, but that is still a lot of people to die in the same day at the same time. To put it in perspective, if 1,000,000 people died at your job, your company would most likely have a negative number of employees, which means your company would actually owe the world people, and that would be bad for business.
Let us all hope and pray that 1,000,000 do not die again. That is, unless all of our natural resources have been depleted due to over population; then we should all pray that 1,000,000 people do die, and that we are not among them. If you would like to visit one of the dead people, you should go to his grave because that is where he is now. If you are sad because he is dead, you should leave flowers on his grave, but if you don’t like him, you might consider spitting or pissing on his grave instead. The end.



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