Mark Levin Is A Faggot Pederast

“NEW YORK – Conservative god Mark Levin, referred to as F. Lee Levin by fellow RNC suck-up and hypocrite Rush Limbaugh, was caught in a toilet stall at Yankee Stadium giving fellatio to a thirteen-year-old mongoloid on Tuesday, according to a NYPD insider.

Bill Sterling, who wished to remain anonymous, made the report, but not the arrest, at a carnival taking place at the stadium.

“”I walked in and then BAM! There was this dude, sucking the peter of some young retard. It was disgusting,”” Sterling said in his written report. “”There was drool all over the place, coming from the mouths of both Levin and the unnamed mentally handicapped teen.””

Allegedly, Levin would alternate between tonguing the youth’s testicles and chanting passages from the Koran loud enough to keep from being ignored by the passing cop.

“”Levin was talking all of this gibberish in between rants like, ‘Allah is great! Mohammad is my master!’ and then would again fellate the child.

“”He then began shove a toilet paper tube up his own ass, moaning in what I would describe as groans of pure sexual ecstasy.””

Levin has denied the allegations in his nightly radio talk show, which is syndicated on dozens of stations across the United States.

’I did not have sex with that boy,’ he fervently stated, followed by a detailed definition of ‘sex’ as described by former president Bill Clinton.

’All of you hypocrites at the New York ‘Slimes’ and the Washington ‘Compost’ can take that to the bank!’

His conservative airbag peers, including Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, have come forward to show support for their abased comrade, calling the allegations a ‘blow for the Republican Party set forth by both the Democratic and Gay Conspiracy, designed to bring the forward-thinking right to a point of implosion’ and an ‘obvious direct attack on the people of the United States and an outright act of treason’.

More as this story develops.

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