LushForLife.com Officially Obscene

“TAMPA – In a press conference late Tuesday evening, after they had woken up, LushForLife.com, the world famous fake news site, announced that they have officially become obscene. “”We have been informed by Google that we are now officially disgusting,”” said Duncan Idaho, founder and pompous prick of the site. “”Our revenue, which allows us to eat, consume copious amounts of drugs, and drink a bottle of bourbon each a day, as well as pay for our web hosting, is in danger of being cut in half.”” Idaho continued, “”We have received correspondence from the web giant asserting that our site may be too vulgar for them to continue to host ads on our site.””

Idaho released the letter to the press:

Hello,

While reviewing your account, we noticed that you are currently displaying Google ads in a manner that is not compliant with our policies. For instance, we found violations of AdSense policies on pages such as http://www.lushforlife.com/more.php?id=45.

As stated in our program policies, AdSense publishers are not permitted to place Google ads on pages with adult or mature content.

Please make any necessary changes to your web pages in the next 3 business days. We also suggest that you take the time to review our program policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies) to ensure that all of your other pages are in compliance.

Once you update your site, we will automatically detect the changes and ad serving will not be affected. If you choose not to make the changes to your account within the next three days, your account will remain active but you will no longer be able to display ads on the site. Please note, however, that we may disable your account if further violations are found in the future.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

“”From all of us in the fake news correspondent world, we wish LushForLife.com the best in finding a new advertiser who will embrace the disgustingness that we all know and love.””

-Arthur Rocks

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