NAMBLA Merges With Bad Boy Entertainment To Form A New Boy Band/Reality Show

BOSTON – The infamous North American Man/Boy Love Association announced, today, that they will be teaming up with Bad Boy Entertainment CEO P. Diddy in efforts to launch a new MTV reality show. The premise of the show will be to take five Caucasian, sexually confused adolescents and put them through a series of rigorous challenges in order to attain their status as Americas next boy band.

Naturally, there has been lots of controversy surrounding this show. The title of the show, which is also the name of the group, is Men II Boys. This title alone is suggestive enough to raise much speculation and controversy. LushForLife.com was able to get a copy of song lyrics that will be featured in the group’s first single:

I don’t want no sugar mama. I don’t need that kind of drama. I just want a sugar daddy. Plug my asshole in his Caddy.

Clearly, it doesn’t take a pedophile to understand what these lyrics imply.

Although several media officials, politicians, and parents are outraged over the conception and production of this series, MTV, nor its host, P. Diddy, have no qualms about making this show. MTV says that Men II Boys is just the kind of liberal show they need to further expand their ‘free-living-do-what-I-want’ market. When Diddy asked to comment on his participation in the reality series, he had this to say: ‘Yo, if this was five brothas rappin’ ‘bout takin’ some old man’s dick up their ass, I’d be like, ‘No way!’ But since this is five white boys, I ain’t got no beef wit’ it.’

The show is already in preproduction and is scheduled to air in early 2007.

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