LushForLife.com Turns One

Dearest Reader,

In the turbulent world that is independent Internet satire, a year is a long, long time. A lot has happened as LushForLife.com looks forward to its first anniversary, next Tuesday.

Children have been born, icons have died, wars have begun, and the great debate of the superior sports star has sparked.

Zombies invaded, sharks attacked, rapists ran rampant.

Companies merged, formed, and one local pedophile opened a daycare center.

There has been love, hate, government standoffs, penises on lawns, and lost spatulas in space.

God has died and the battle for his kingdom endures.

We’ve learned new words, like dudebro, poop soup, brobonics, and sup.

Tom Cruise even made the news. There were real interviews with real people and fake interviews with fake people.

News has been weird, inane, ludicrous, boring, exciting, perplexing, and, most of all, insightfully funny.

We have doubled our staff of contributors, and haven’t even paid any of them a dime.

We have worked very hard to bring this site to you each and every week. We hope you have enjoyed it thus far, and look forward to bringing you the latest and greatest in cutting-edge Internet satire for years to come.

Eat your heart out, competitors; we’re here to stay!

Love,

Egbert Souse

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