STAFFORD, TX – Representative Tom DeLay held a press conference, today, in an attempt to boost his public image and defend the controversially genius gerrymandering program he implemented in his home state of Texas.
NEW ORLEANS – After months of struggling attempts to get new words entered into the Merriam-Webster dictionary, head advisors of one fraternity organization can finally exhale: “Sup” has finally been added to the official concordance of English words.
WASHINGTON – As the November 2006 elections approach, Congress is calling an emergency session to pass legislation requiring Senate and House candidates to undergo DNA testing.
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