TAMPA, FL – A Tampa man is suing the Catholic Church over the fact that he believes God is stopping him from eating McDonald’s. Mr. C. Karl Khunt, of Tampa, began legal proceedings Thursday against the Vatican after he was confronted by an enraged group of protesters from the Florida Tomato Picker Association, blocking up [...]
Aries: The poops you take this month will be the best poops ever! Every trip to the toilet will be a wonderful trip to Happy-Poopy-Magic-Land. Each piece of poop will be approximately six inches long and 3 inches in diameter. Your sphincter muscles will seem to cooperate in an almost supernatural way as they allow [...]
Don’t Pull Out Too Soon
You Don’t Give a Shit About the Value of the Dollar
Entire Republican Party Stricken with Cancer
NFL Suicide Conspiracy Uncovered
Increase Your Metabolism Fast!
Subscribe to our e-mail newsletter to receive updates.
