Lush For Life

YORBA LINDA, CA – You can hear it around the water fountain in any office in America – or at nearly any “adult” social event. Mention a national problem, and the actual (or covert) message is like a heartbeat: shuddup, shuddup, shuddup…

PASADENA, CA – Dr. Colin Camerer, Cal Tech professor of business economics, and Dr. Paul Sanberg of the USF College of Medicine, feel lucky to be alive after escaping from an Eastern European “black site” prison. They were reportedly kidnapped and held at this site by unidentified CIA operatives. Rumors of torture are circulating.

L4L HEADQUARTERS, TAMPA – LushForLife.com, the cutting edge of the absurdly ridiculous, the razor’s edge of political hilarity, and the broken mirror prison-shank of Hollywood’s insanity, turns a new corner this week as we bring you the first of many installments of our twisted version of reality.