Google Plans For World Domination Leaked


MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Web giant Google is apparently planning on taking over more than just the Internet. The plans of world domination were allegedly revealed accidentally after a blogger spotted notes in a slideshow presentation wrongly published on Google’s site.

The notes in the slide presentation said:

“With the internet completely mapped and our current deal with China for cheap military technology, we estimate that we will be able to take over every major government on the planet in about five days. Nuclear weapons, of which we already control approximately 88 percent of the world’s supply, should not enter in to the coup, as our satellite-blanking field will be able to deactivate any attempts to thwart our plans. Once we are supreme overlords and rulers of Earth, Jason Rickman will wish he never bullied me in high school and I will finally be able to get a girlfriend!”

Google has declined to comment, but says that the slides have been deleted and no plans for world domination have been set into place… yet. Google representatives went on to say: “We are constantly working on new ways to enhance our products and services for users, but have nothing to announce at this time.”

Google’s shares rose two points Monday after the rumors of the take over hit Wall Street.

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