And Introducing: The Interview Section


L4L HEADQUARTERS, TAMPA – LushForLife.com, the cutting edge of the absurdly ridiculous, the razor’s edge of political hilarity, and the broken mirror prison-shank of Hollywood’s insanity, turns a new corner this week as we bring you the first of many installments of our twisted version of reality.

We begin our endeavor with the classic staple of a society based on idolatry: the celebrity interview.

Our first interview was with the world famous star of thousands of low-budget scream and gore films, Debbie Rochon. Ms. Rochon was gracious enough to grant Mr. Idaho and myself full access into her personal life to get the section rolling.

As our first interview, Ms. Rochon was kind enough to hold our hands (literally?) through the grueling process of getting someone to actually talk about him or herself. She was the “experienced” girl giving the virgin a pat on the back and slowly, gently guiding him though said “process”.

Ms. Rochon is a huge fan of LushForLife.com and, hell, it was her idea. Why not?

Enough about that: you can read the interview in its hacked-up lack of entirety yourself.

We wish to thank Joe C., of JDCasey.com, for his help with the interview.

In the coming months we will present you more interviews from the relatively unknown band River Chicken to (possibly) the wildly popular George “Dubya” Bush, and when we are bored, we will interview our cats and the janitor of your local high school.

I wish to emphasize that these interviews are real, so you may actually learn a little about your favorite quasi-celebrity and, perhaps, just a little bit about yourself. But probably not.

And if it doesn’t work, well, fuck off and live with it and click some ads so we can afford to not even have to get out of bed in the morning to go do the god damned interviews.

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Dr. Egbert Sousé is a columnist and the Senior Editor for Lush For Life.Born and raised in the rural Deep South, Dr. Sousé attended University of Vanderbilt, where he received his Bachelor's Degree in Mass Media, then going on to Georgetown for his Master's, and eventually graduating from Brown University with a Doctorate Degree in English, where he studied under the highly respected writer and journalist Dr. Leonard Epstein.Dr. Sousé has written articles for a variety of publications, including Newsweek, Time, and The Boston Globe.When not working, Dr. Sousé enjoys spending his leisure time at the local horse tracks, where he places two dollar bets and attempts to make contact with extra-terrestrial life.He currently lives in Tampa, Florida, and during the summer months he resides at his remote villa in Key West, Florida, where he enjoys drinking home-made Absinthe while he continues to complete his Great American Novel.

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