On The Set: XXX3

BURBANK, CA – A recent visit to Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, CA, revealed that the production company, in cooperation with Twentieth Century Fox and Cube Vision, are currently filming the next sequel in the “XXX” action/adventure series. The new installment, entitled “XXX3: Do the Math” (pronounced ‘Triple X Cubed’), has received the financial support of two of the largest production studios in Hollywood to get the project off the ground, with a budget currently being projected at $300 million, sources said. Actor/Rap Artist Ice Cube is producing and currently slated to direct the film, and has also been an integral part of getting the massively budgeted project off the ground.

“One of the things I want to do is give the people out there a movie unlike any other,” Mr. Cube said in an exclusive interview with LushForLife.com. “Action movies, in my opinion, haven’t fully fulfilled their potential. That’s what we’re going to do with ‘Cubed’: Its going to be in-your-face, pop-a-cap-in-yo-momma’s-dick, Ice Cube style.”

Initial terms between Warner Bros. and Cube Vision were slowed by Cube’s insistence on casting Topher Grace (TV’s “That ‘70s Show”) in the title role of XXX. Executives at Warner Bros. believed that Grace did not possess the tools needed to become a bona fide action star.

Gary Credle, Warner Bros. Executive Vice President, said, “We at Warner Bros. have decided that Topher Grace will be cast in the title role of Triple X in Ice Cube’s upcoming, highly anticipated sequel.” Credle went on, “Though initially we were skeptical of Mr. Cube’s decision, after we conducted several surveys we concluded that Grace is the most popular actor in our target audience. We are very happy to have both Mr. Cube and Mr. Grace on board in this project, which is sure to be the most innovative and amazing action movie ever captured on the silver screen.”

The belief that “XXX3” will be the best action movie ever made is consistent with the entire crew involved in the project. “Ice Cube is doing some awesome stuff,” lead actor Topher Grace said. “Today I was swinging from twenty-pound fishing line that was strapped to a fifty story building that was collapsing, and I was actually on fire with a tiger latched onto my thigh and I was holding on to a topless Eva Mendes, who I had to save from the building. Believe me; this is going to be exciting.” Grace then grabbed the microphone and yelled, “Eat your heart out, Wachowskis! This is Topher Grace and I’m fucking XXX, motherfuckers!”

With such skilled artists like Ice Cube and Topher Grace on board, the next installment of the “XXX” series is sure to be a booming success. Filming is scheduled through winter 2006, and will take the crew on one of the longest and most grueling filming schedules that has ever been attempted. The film is slated to hit theatres in summer 2007, and is expected to be the most highly anticipated blockbuster of the year.

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  1. rhys May 31, 2007 at 5:16 pm #

    when duz it cum oot triple x 3

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