Dearest Reader,
We at L4L have enjoyed bringing you, the beloved reader, nothing but the best in first-class fictional entertainment. Since we started this little hole-in-the-wall website, our first priority has been to deliver artificial hilarity in each and every new edition. We have expended countless dollars and hundreds of hours that we could have spent with our families and loved ones. But, alas, we spent it all for you… Great, right? WRONG! You, oh frugal reader, have let us down. We get no feedback, no one seems to support us by clicking sponsors’ ads, and I’ll be god damned if anyone could give us a little “word of mouth” advertising. And don’t even get me started with the lame-ass submissions that we’re getting! Yeesh!
So, what can be done? Simple enough… Get off your fucking ass and contribute! This shit ain’t cheap (or free) y’know. Click a fucking ad once in a while (I got kids to feed). If you continue to refuse us your help, we will be forced to start a “Rate My Leftover Spaghetti” page, full of virtual minutes of fun. Shit!
Sincerely Written in Best and Warmest Regards,
Egbert Souse
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