Prostitution Ring Uncovered At US Embassy In Brazil

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL – A new breaking story scrolled in on the daily wire report implicating Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as the main ringleader in a prostitution ring uncovered at the U.S. Embassy in Brazil earlier this week. Press reports out of Brazil indicated that several members of the embassy, including Ambassador John J. Danilovich, have been receiving sexual favors during the past several months from prostitutes employed by both the Medellín and Cali drug cartels, sources say.

U.S. officials are saying the reason Rice has set up the prostitution ring is to establish more lucrative importing costs of Brazilian exports, including cocoa beans and cocaine, for the United States. After several attempts made by Rice to receive a better trade tariff failed, she allegedly resorted to offering sexual favors to high ranking Brazilian politicians in return for an agreement on a new trade embargo. Those favors were extended to members of the embassy, approved by Rice, in order to keep the illegal progressions quiet. Brazilian Justice Minister Marcio Thomaz Bastos said in a press release:

“Mr. Danilovich and other members of the embassy are currently under a vigorous investigation being conducted by federal investigators in Sao Paulo. Ms. Rice is also being investigated, and has been summoned, and when she arrives in Sao Paulo we will issue a statement. Considering the issue is under investigation I cannot comment any further.”

Details of the story were uncovered by’s South American on-site correspondent Arthur Rocks.



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