Lush For Life

ST. PETERSBURG, FL – As many people know, there have been an abundance of shark attacks in Florida, recently. As I began to investigate this phenomenon, I was contacted by a bay area man who claimed to have an explanation to the recent attacks. Marine biologist, mechanical engineer, and local town laughing stock Dr. Michael [...]

TAMPA, FL – It has been suggested by both anonymous NFL executives and radical sects of football fans that Rob Johnson, former NFL quarterback and modern-day physical specimen, truly is the best player in the history of professional sport. Johnson was a quarterback for a number of NFL teams, stretching from the mid-1990s on until [...]

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – If you’ve visited a local dance club or actively participated in the college social scene in your area during the last several months, then you’ve in all likelihood encountered the current social fad corrupting the necks of good-natured, drunken college students from coast to coast. The situation has gotten so out [...]

I turn on the radio and hear a very well spoken man with a British accent mentioning the word “Mayan”. My ears perk up because I have always had an amateur interest in ancient human culture, and this man appears to be an expert of some sorts and I have never turned down a bit [...]

WASHINGTON – In a security memo submitted to the White House on Thursday, Homeland Security has warned of a possible attack by zombies on U.S. soil. In response, security execs have asked the president to add another color, gut-wrenching gray, to the Terror-Alert Chart.